Advice, Crap Drums

Published Sunday June 17, 2007

...we have 4 really nice new snares, and a bunch of old crappy drums. My center snare says I have to play one of the crap drums since I am the youngest member…

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Drumline Over Easy

Published Sunday April 15, 2007

...a guy in our line who is very tall and muscular, not good looking, just tall and muscular. We call him the yeti. We even have a cadence that we improvised one day that kind of stuck…

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The Weakest Link

Published Saturday March 17, 2007

...the drumline is really really good except for one snare drummer. this one snare drummer has no snare drum talent at all. the bassoonist in our band is better than him…

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Ranch Hand

Published Sunday February 18, 2007

...i replaced my right hand with a cup of ranch dressing. At the time i though that this cosmetic surgery would be fantastic, but now i am seeing the downfalls. My sticks are all gross and getting rebound is almost impossible! What can i do?

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Ask the Drumline Advisor

Published Sunday December 17, 2006

...due to an incredible speech impediment, it is not possible to understand a word he says, but he never ceases to dazzle onlookers with his ability to rhythmically type up random facts and figures…

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Help, My Audition is Tomorrow

Published Sunday December 3, 2006

...I am auditioning for my school’s drumline tomorrow, and I don’t know how to read music. Can you help?

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