Help, My Audition is Tomorrow
Catagory: advice
Dear edrumline.com,
I am auditioning for my school’s drumline tomorrow, and I don’t know how to read music. Can you help?
Dear Unrehearsed Drumliner,
Ah yes, the pains of learning to read music for the next day’s audition.
The way I see it, you have only two options.
- You can stay up all night, cramming with the help of Reading Music for Dummies, then go into your audition, still half sleeping, and forget everything you learned when you start to play.
- Don’t even learn to read music, but still skate through your audition.
Let us examine option 2.
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