Ask the Drumline Advisor
Catagory: advice
Who is the e|Drumline.com advisor?
No one knows for sure. It has long been rumored that the e|Drumline Advisor was conceived on the plush-covered seats of a summer tour bus. It is said that this prodigy was abandoned at an audition camp, and raised by the Cavaliers drumline as their own. While we cannot confirm the validity of these claims, we can say this: the e|Drumline.com advisor knows his stuff.
Due to an incredible speech impediment, it is not possible to understand a word he says, but he never ceases to dazzle onlookers with his ability to rhythmically type up random facts and figures. Just last month, we could have sworn that sounds of the 2001 Cadets opener were coming from the front office. Latter, we learned it was the advisor preparing an advice column.
e|Drumline.com is proud to have this talented figure on our staff. We hope he brings to you as much drumline wisdom and insight as he has to us.